sixwordstories : Zombiepocalpyse

[likedillinger]

Spike's going to be training Dolphin, and Dean gets on his case when he hears he's training a human.  Spike lies and says it's no one Dean knows.

Dean worries that Claire's pregnant when Sylar says he took her to Planned Parenthood.  Also, he... has no idea how birth control works.

After Sylar gets in an accident on purpose so that Peter will have to show up as a paramedic, Dean is just baffled as to how Peter deals with this kind of shit.  Dean mentions that time Claire drove into a wall, and Peter gets all offended that she never told him about that.

Dean meets Johnny Five, the robot, who's trying to pet a skunk.   My childhood heart is touched.

Johnny Five > number_johnny5 


----------Post Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid--------

Because we love them, they're targets.

In which:

    + Dean tells Sylar about the Zombiepocalpyse and Bobby.  Sylar offers to help them in the future whenever they need it.  And they discuss zombie pie.  And Dean warns Sylar that it's possible Death could come after him and his loved ones too.
    +  Dean tells Claire what happened, and about the message sent by Death.  When he warns her that this is exactly what he'd predicted, and that they might be coming for her, she's says it's worth it to help them.  He advises her how to take out zombies.
    + Dean gives the "I told you all so" speech to Other-Claire too, and she asks him about training her and Percy.  He agrees to it and admits he likes the kid.
    +  When Elle finds out about the Zombie army, she tries to assure Dean not to worry about her, but the guilt he feels over getting close to her and putting her in this situation is getting to be too much for him.
    + Ruby calls Dean and tells him that a) Elle killed the Dean who cheated on her, and b)  she's now possessed.  She demands to come along to the bar where the demons are hanging out, and insists he bring Sam.  He agrees to leave immediately.
    + Spike sees way too much of Angel in Dean right now.  But wait!  It's not the Spike Dean knows after all~   It's one from years down the road, who's... actually a ghost.  
    + Trying to be semi-honest with Brooke, Dean twists the truth into a story about a terrorist organization (i.e. Hell) sending someone to menace Bobby b/c Dean and Sam were trying to shut down their cell.
    + Molly talks about how the bad guys want to dehumanize you, and gives Dean great advice:  what would AC/DC do?  This is why he loves this girl.
    + Castiel urges Dean to not feel guilty for the people who follow him out of love and respect.  It's a touching moment.
    + When Tess says that she's one of those people who use a person's loved ones against them, Dean takes out some of his anger about the situation on her.  It's not pretty.
    + Dean tells the newest Elle in his life about the Apocalpyse and the whole Vessels thing.
    + Dean meets Griffin O'Connor, who suggests Dean just kill his enemies.  When Dean explains his enemy here is Death itself, it comes up that Griffin's died before.  Dean tests to make sure he's not a zombie, which Griffin doesn't appreciate too much.  >.>  Then Dean accuses him of being a zombie.
    + Michael suggests Dean channel his anger into some good old fashioned righteous justice, and also chastises him for 'whining'.  Dean reiterates that he knows where his duty lies and takes Michael's advice to just shut up about how hard all this is and keep plugging away.   This was probably... not the advice he needed.
    + Micah reminds Dean of what matters.
    + Sam makes the world's most emo comment ever, which just cements Dean's desire to stop talking about this.  They discuss what Ruby said about Elle, and decide to head out to NYC immediately.

Ghost!Spike > hasasoultoo 
Griffin O'Connor > deadly_jump 
Micah > technopathed 

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When Dean learns that Elle's Dad is back from the dead, he immediately figures this is all zombie apocalpyse time again, and that it's somehow his fault.  He warns her to stay away from him, or to at least take someone with her.

Meanwhile, Ruby has a run-in with Claire's dad, Noah, and ends up making a deal with him: to steal the knife from the Winchesters for her.

Driving back to NYC, Sam laments losing the home they had with Bobby, and Dean tells him, predictably, to bury it.

Oh god, it's that giant drunken teddy bear again. D:

Teddy Bear > smellslikeabus 

Other-Claire talks about how Ruby locked her in a closet.  Dean has nothing nice to say about Ruby.  Other-Claire tells Dean she wants to travel with him and Sam after the Apocalypse is averted.  He says they can talk about that then, and tells her about Claire's plans for a ranch in Texas.

Dean and Sam go with Ruby to the bar where Elle was possessed in an attempt to save her.  I don't know if they do since this is still very.... in progress.  I'll edit it once I know.  :C

Dean tries to convince Kate Beckett to stay with him after her apartment gets blown up, but she's too smart for that.  She explains about the stalker serial killer who did it, and how they caught him.

Kate Beckett > not_nikkiheat 

When Cas runs across an angel trap, Dean argues with him over whether it could have been meant for someone else.  Cas knows better though, but assures Dean he was expecting this.

The Buffy staying with Noah is thinking about changing her name to hide from her old friends, so Dean asks her about why.  When it comes out that she's died before, they bond over the experience, and the detachment that followed, and talk about the siblings they both gave up their lives for.  She offers to help the boys with the Apocalypse, since she's highly qualified, but Dean's still not willing to bring anyone into this after what happened to Bobby.

Dean thinks it's a boyfriend's job to make his girlfriend watch porn.  Sam tries to say he doesn't even watch it.  Dean knows better.

Dean talks to Griffin about drinking.

Dean tries to convince Anya to give him her list of girls who've never had an orgasm, so he can fix that.  Claire points out Other-Claire is on the list.  And BB!Claire just thinks he's gross.  Anya refuses to give him the list b/c he's the exact sort of man she terrorized as a demon.

After taking the Purity Test, Brooke and Dean discuss new things they want to try out.

And Dean talks to Cas about his purity score results.

Percy and Other-Claire are horrified of what ideas the test gave Dean.  Spike gets mocked.  Dean and Other-Claire talk about sex.  He offers to find out if Percy's into certain stuff for her, because he's... such a bro like that.


I'm also linking to this amazingly cool little drabble about Dean's first meeting with Percy, from Percy's point of view, as drabbled by guysthisisapen .  It's about the thread where they killed the hydra.