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likedillinger) wrote2010-04-19 07:39 pm
likedillinger) wrote2010-04-19 07:39 pm
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Team Free Will Application
The Basics
Name: Dean Winchester
Age: 31
Sex: Yes.
Occupation: Hunter.
Species: Human.
Next of kin: Sam Winchester.
Heaven and Hell
Do you have any previous experience with saving the world? If so, please specify. Workin' on it. It's a process.
Would you be interested in saving the world? It's basically my driving force right now.
Have you ever ingested demon blood? ... Hell no.
Would you be interested in ingesting demon blood? No.
Have any of your family members ever ingested demon blood? .... We're not goin' there.
Are you currently possessed by a demon? No.
Have you ever been possessed by a demon? If so, when? Look, Sam and I have had a lot of weird things happen. But I've got a tattoo that protects against that now.
Would you or have you ever had sexual relations with a demon? There's not enough alcohol in the world.
Are you currently residing in or around the area of hell? NO.
Have you ever sold your soul to the devil? ... More or less, yeah.
Would you be interested in selling your soul to the devil? Not again, no.
Do you believe in God? I believe he exists. Belief in him implies that I think he's more than just another deadbeat douchebag though. So no.
Are you a nun or a priest? Sometimes I have to pretend I'm one. A priest, that is.
Are you otherwise a person of religion? I can't avoid religion. Trust me, I wish I could.
Are you an Angel? No. Just one's... intended prom dress.
Have you ever invited an angel into your body? ... Yeah, but he didn't follow through.Thankfully. And an angel once invited me into her body, if that counts. Yeah, I went there.
Do you actually believe anything that comes out of an angel's mouth? Cas' mouth, yeah. The rest of 'em - I take it with a shotgun shell full of salt.
THIS.IS.SPARTAAA!
Do you have any experience with killing monsters ? (World of Warcraft doesn't count) An entire lifetime's worth.
Have you ever seriously injured a monster? With everything from a Bowie knife to a circular saw.
Have you ever killed a human being? A lot of demons are just wearing human meat suits so ... it's happened.
Have you ever tortured a human being? ...I couldn't even estimate how many. yeah.
Do you have any special powers? If so, please specify. I'm Batman.
On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your pain tolerance? 9.
Can you ...
shoot a gun? If not, I'd be a pretty piss-poor Winchester.
wield a sword? ... Apparently.
wield an ax? Yes.
handle a bow and arrows? Probably?
work a spear? That'd be a new one. But I've used spear like... improvised weapons.
break someone's face with your hand? Been there, done that.
use any other weapons in combat? It's a long and varied list.
Have you ever punched a werewolf in the face? It was looking at me funny. ... No, really, the answer's yeah.
Have you ever suffered from any serious injuries? You mean being torn apart by hellhounds and dyin'? Yeah.
Do you have any experience in jerry-rigged first aid? That's basically an average Thursday night.
Have you died before? If so, how many times? Yeah. I only remember two but apparently it's been... a helluva lot more than that. They just keep sendin' us back. Like a goddamn video game.
It's all about YOU!
Do you feel the pathological need to make everything about you no matter what?That's Sam's line. I try not to do that, actually.
Have you been diagnosed with a mental illness? Yeah, I've been called a "paranoid schizophrenic with narcissistic personality disorder and religious psychosis". But... to be fair, that doctor didn't really exist.
....This isn't helping my case, any.
Do you have anger management issues? I manage my anger just fine.
Do you believe in freedom, beauty, truth, and the power of love? Are you freakin' kiddin' me? Do I look like a goddamn hippie?
Do you like 80's rock? Classic rock is one of the few things I'll call truly divine.
Have you ever engaged in inter- or outercourse with an animal? If so, list species. You know what, questionnaire? ... Fuck you.
Are you currently on drugs? No.
Do you have an alcohol problem? It's not a problem. It helps me with problems.
Do you have any prior arrests? If so, what for? Yep. It's a long and colorful list.
Have you done any actual time? If so, what for? We actually did on a case once. We broke into a museum to get arrested.
Would you consider yourself to be a loyal person? I sure as hell try to be.
Is family important to you? It's the most important thing there is.
Would you die for your loved ones or is your own survival more important? Already have.
In order to save the world, are you okay with putting your life in serious danger, watching your friends die and/or die a horrible death yourself ? And this without being paid a single dollar for your efforts? You don't have to remind me of all the perks. I'm already pretty damn familiar with them.
It's time for some MULTIPLE CHOICE questions!
Real vampires should :
a) be staked and/or burned and/or beheaded.
b) get the same rights as human beings.
c) sparkle and stalk underage girls.
d) other. (please specify below)
Do you think the Apocalypse is:
a) bad
b) a really good time
c) a chance to visit old relatives in hell
d) other. (please specify below)
If a girl you don't know approaches you and offers you a deal with the devil, you... :
a) take it.
b) kill her on general principle. (Hot or not, she's still obviously a demon at this point)
c) forget the deal and fuck her, providing she is hot.
d) other. (please specify below)
Casper is haunting you. What do you need to get rid of the sucker?
a) a good therapist. GHOSTS AREN'T REAL, YOU GUYS!
b) salt and fire.
C) a bazooka.
d) other. (please specify below)
You are confronted with a monster you don't know anything about. You...
a) shoot first, ask questions later. If that doesn't work, regroup later once we've learned more.
b) run like hell.
c) preferably postpone the fight until you know more about what you're facing.
d) other. (please specify below)
And last but not least...
If your friend was turned into a unicorn, hypothetically, what would you do to save them?
Put 'em down. No one deserves that.
Name: Dean Winchester
Age: 31
Sex: Yes.
Occupation: Hunter.
Species: Human.
Next of kin: Sam Winchester.
Heaven and Hell
Do you have any previous experience with saving the world? If so, please specify. Workin' on it. It's a process.
Would you be interested in saving the world? It's basically my driving force right now.
Have you ever ingested demon blood? ... Hell no.
Would you be interested in ingesting demon blood? No.
Have any of your family members ever ingested demon blood? .... We're not goin' there.
Are you currently possessed by a demon? No.
Have you ever been possessed by a demon? If so, when? Look, Sam and I have had a lot of weird things happen. But I've got a tattoo that protects against that now.
Would you or have you ever had sexual relations with a demon? There's not enough alcohol in the world.
Are you currently residing in or around the area of hell? NO.
Have you ever sold your soul to the devil? ... More or less, yeah.
Would you be interested in selling your soul to the devil? Not again, no.
Do you believe in God? I believe he exists. Belief in him implies that I think he's more than just another deadbeat douchebag though. So no.
Are you a nun or a priest? Sometimes I have to pretend I'm one. A priest, that is.
Are you otherwise a person of religion? I can't avoid religion. Trust me, I wish I could.
Are you an Angel? No. Just one's... intended prom dress.
Have you ever invited an angel into your body? ... Yeah, but he didn't follow through.
Do you actually believe anything that comes out of an angel's mouth? Cas' mouth, yeah. The rest of 'em - I take it with a shotgun shell full of salt.
THIS.IS.SPARTAAA!
Do you have any experience with killing monsters ? (World of Warcraft doesn't count) An entire lifetime's worth.
Have you ever seriously injured a monster? With everything from a Bowie knife to a circular saw.
Have you ever killed a human being? A lot of demons are just wearing human meat suits so ... it's happened.
Have you ever tortured a human being? ...
Do you have any special powers? If so, please specify. I'm Batman.
On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your pain tolerance? 9.
Can you ...
shoot a gun? If not, I'd be a pretty piss-poor Winchester.
wield a sword? ... Apparently.
wield an ax? Yes.
handle a bow and arrows? Probably?
work a spear? That'd be a new one. But I've used spear like... improvised weapons.
break someone's face with your hand? Been there, done that.
use any other weapons in combat? It's a long and varied list.
Have you ever punched a werewolf in the face? It was looking at me funny. ... No, really, the answer's yeah.
Have you ever suffered from any serious injuries? You mean being torn apart by hellhounds and dyin'? Yeah.
Do you have any experience in jerry-rigged first aid? That's basically an average Thursday night.
Have you died before? If so, how many times? Yeah. I only remember two but apparently it's been... a helluva lot more than that. They just keep sendin' us back. Like a goddamn video game.
It's all about YOU!
Do you feel the pathological need to make everything about you no matter what?
Have you been diagnosed with a mental illness? Yeah, I've been called a "paranoid schizophrenic with narcissistic personality disorder and religious psychosis". But... to be fair, that doctor didn't really exist.
Do you have anger management issues? I manage my anger just fine.
Do you believe in freedom, beauty, truth, and the power of love? Are you freakin' kiddin' me? Do I look like a goddamn hippie?
Do you like 80's rock? Classic rock is one of the few things I'll call truly divine.
Have you ever engaged in inter- or outercourse with an animal? If so, list species. You know what, questionnaire? ... Fuck you.
Are you currently on drugs? No.
Do you have an alcohol problem? It's not a problem. It helps me with problems.
Do you have any prior arrests? If so, what for? Yep. It's a long and colorful list.
Have you done any actual time? If so, what for? We actually did on a case once. We broke into a museum to get arrested.
Would you consider yourself to be a loyal person? I sure as hell try to be.
Is family important to you? It's the most important thing there is.
Would you die for your loved ones or is your own survival more important? Already have.
In order to save the world, are you okay with putting your life in serious danger, watching your friends die and/or die a horrible death yourself ? And this without being paid a single dollar for your efforts? You don't have to remind me of all the perks. I'm already pretty damn familiar with them.
It's time for some MULTIPLE CHOICE questions!
Real vampires should :
a) be staked and/or burned and/or beheaded.
b) get the same rights as human beings.
c) sparkle and stalk underage girls.
d) other. (please specify below)
Do you think the Apocalypse is:
a) bad
b) a really good time
c) a chance to visit old relatives in hell
d) other. (please specify below)
If a girl you don't know approaches you and offers you a deal with the devil, you... :
a) take it.
b) kill her on general principle. (Hot or not, she's still obviously a demon at this point)
c) forget the deal and fuck her, providing she is hot.
d) other. (please specify below)
Casper is haunting you. What do you need to get rid of the sucker?
a) a good therapist. GHOSTS AREN'T REAL, YOU GUYS!
b) salt and fire.
C) a bazooka.
d) other. (please specify below)
You are confronted with a monster you don't know anything about. You...
a) shoot first, ask questions later. If that doesn't work, regroup later once we've learned more.
b) run like hell.
c) preferably postpone the fight until you know more about what you're facing.
d) other. (please specify below)
And last but not least...
If your friend was turned into a unicorn, hypothetically, what would you do to save them?
Put 'em down. No one deserves that.
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