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[likedillinger]

Your fake IDs are ready, ladies.

In which:

  + Cameron and Dean discuss karma and fate.
  + Kitty Pryde wants a fake ID too, so she gives Dean a demo of her ability to prove how useful she is.
  + Other Claire almost slips out the truth about Claire's ability to not get drunk, but Sam hushes her up.
  + Dean tries to convince Sam that him making Claire an ID counts as a favor.   Then he mentions that it's possible 'Gary' tried to have sex with Claire, and Sam runs off to check.
  +  Jordan picks up her ID.
  + Dean meets a disapproving Uncle Peter.
  + Other-Jo judges you, Dean.
  +  Jo's figured out what she wants to use Dean's IOU for her: making him her slave for the day.  Somehow, she manages to convince him of this.
+  Claire's super grateful, and then she asks Dean about Brooke, so as to make sure she's not crazy.  They discuss what they should call Dean's "dates".
+  Dean gives Other-Sam crap about his duplicate dating someone under 21.

Cameron > survived_hell 
Kitty Pryde > phasing_cat 
Other-Claire > excheerleader 
Peter > empathicmimicry 
Jo > jharvelle 
Other-Sam > notimeforblabla 

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Elle & Dean's morning after, as drabbled by snarky_blonde 

Dean reassures Sam that he needn't feel guilty about "Gary" and the body-swap.

Dean teaches Brooke to play poker, and they decide to make it interesting.

Claire tells Dean about her vampire-hunting trip, and he convinces her not to feel guilty about what happened with Gary.  She tells Dean about the Company, her father, and Elle.  He mentions the Ruby he met who's in love with the archangel Michael, and quickly backpedals once he realizes she doesn't know who Ruby is.  They talk about Castiel, and Dean assures her she can trust him, and says he'll arrange a meeting.

Sylar doesn't get what's so great about Winchesters, anyway.

Cas makes a funny.

Castiel > holy_accountant 

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Dean and Sam discuss the evil nature of Thursdays (with a big side of meta) - and then they make a bet when Dean dares Sam to do something unpredictable in the next 24 hours.  If Dean wins, Sam goes drinking with him, but if Sam wins, Dean's gotta eat a salad.

True to his word, Sammy goes out and does something unpredictable: he gets completely hammered.  Dean finds this hilarious.  Sam also scores him "Catwoman's" number.

Though he got a hangover of doom from it, Sam comes out triumphant.  He reminds Dean that it's salad time.

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[He's staring skeptically at a salad]

In which:

   + Dean meets Haley, and tells her about the bet.
   + Kaylee suggests strawberries.
   + Jo records the moment
   + Claire's concerned about Dean's health, or something.
   + Other-Claire suggests adding a bunch of toppings, and assures Dean she only thinks of him as a brother.
   + Dean reminds Sam of some things that happened when he was drunk.
   + Hoshi offers to take Dean out for drinks afterwards, to get the taste out of his mouth.
   + Another Dean sneaks some bacon bits over.

Haley > neveranight Kaylee > speaksserenity Other-Dean > loreonunicorns