meme; from have_no_mercy

[likedillinger]

You Are 40% Ready to Be a Parent

Even though you might feel ready, you're really not ready to be a parent. Having a kid will drain your resources. And you simply don't have enough to give right now. You would make a great parent one day, but you need to improve your life first. You want to make sure your relationships are as stable as possible. If you're already a parent, times are probably a bit tough for you. Just keep doing the best you can!

Are You Ready to Be a Parent?

... That seems surprisingly high.
What the fuck.

Comments

[autophoenix.livejournal.com]

Don't take this to heart, please. We do not need baby Deans running around.

[likedillinger.livejournal.com]

I wasn't plannin' on it!

[autophoenix.livejournal.com]

Thank God.

You would make a pretty awesome dad, though.

[likedillinger.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

[autophoenix.livejournal.com]

One day, though. Not anytime soon.

[have_no_mercy]

I'd say better you than me, but I can't. Damn.

[likedillinger.livejournal.com]

Wait a minute. You're pregnant?

[have_no_mercy]

So you're not always slow. Nice to have my suspicions confirmed.

[likedillinger.livejournal.com]

I thought you said you had no sex life.

[have_no_mercy]

No, you implied I had no sex life. I simply chose not to respond.

[likedillinger.livejournal.com]

So who's the unlucky guy?

[have_no_mercy]

No one you'd know. Not that it really matters; I'm keeping his involvement to a minimum.

[likedillinger.livejournal.com]

I could've seen that one comin'.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

So was mine. I think this thing is lying.

[likedillinger.livejournal.com]

Yeah, wouldn't peg either of us for anywhere near ready for parenthood.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Who needs kids when you have Claires to babysit, anyway?

[cheerleader]

Hey!

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

It's true.

[cheerleader]

Dean doesn't have to babysit me.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Okay.

[cheerleader]

He doesn't.

[likedillinger.livejournal.com]

No comment.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I will take your silence as agreement.

[cheerleader]

This is a little horrifying.

[likedillinger.livejournal.com]

Which part?

[cheerleader]

All of it. Starting from the fact that you took it in the first place, to the fact that I got the same result as you.

[likedillinger.livejournal.com]

I was bored alright, and

Seriously?

[cheerleader]

Yeah, I got the same thing. I'm waiting for Dad to see my result so he can freak out.

[getyourownpie.livejournal.com]

I really don't like memes anymore.

[likedillinger.livejournal.com]

Me neither.

[getyourownpie.livejournal.com]

I reckon they did this to us on purpose.

[likedillinger.livejournal.com]

Did you just say 'I reckon'? One day back with Bobby and this is what we get.

[getyourownpie.livejournal.com]

Yeah... what's wrong with saying that?

[like-dillinger.livejournal.com]

Nothin'. I'm just giving you crap.

[getyourownpie.livejournal.com]

Of course you are.

[elsolgirl.livejournal.com]

This meme actually kind of scared me.

My result said I was ready to be a parent!

[like-dillinger.livejournal.com]

... Seriously?

[elsolgirl.livejournal.com]

...

Dean

Do I look like I'm joking?

...

Go see for yourself.

[likedillinger.livejournal.com]

Well, I mean... you're not, right?

[elsolgirl.livejournal.com]

You think I'd make a good mother?

I'm a nurse, baby. I barely have time to myself and let alone with you.

[likedillinger.livejournal.com]

I think you'd make a good anything.

Just checkin'.

[elsolgirl.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I think.

What? You don't want to have a baby do you?

[Going back and forth from muse to muse, excuse the slowage]

[likedillinger.livejournal.com]

You're welcome, babe.

And no. No way.

[me too :3]

[elsolgirl.livejournal.com]

I didn't think so.

I was goin' to say, you better not say yes. I ain't poppin' out little Dean's, anytime soon.

{XD]

[his-firecracker.livejournal.com]

This test is fucked.

That's all there is to say.

[likedillinger.livejournal.com]

Bad news?