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likedillinger) wrote2010-03-11 02:40 am
likedillinger) wrote2010-03-11 02:40 am
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sixwordstories : pump up the jam
Dean comments on Faith's no-pajamas meme thing and she invites him over again.
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Y'know, Slayers have some serious stamina.
In which:
+ Dean tells Sylar that he hooked up with Faith again, and they argue over the semantics of hooking up with the same chicks. Sylar tells Dean his relationship woes, as in how he's not getting any from Peter, and Dean suggests that he just go hook up with somebody else. Sylar gets all offended with Dean's life and asks him if he's ever had a relationship, which strikes Dean's emo chord. Sylar plays Dr. Phil and suggests that Dean open himself up to the possibility of a real relationship, and reads off his prepared laundry list of Dean's good-boyfriend qualitiesthat it's very suspicious he had on hand. Dean refuses to let Sylar find him a wife like in a bad romantic comedy, and they joke about tying and gagging girls. Good times.
+ Dean tells Other-Claire she's ~family~ and she informs him about the progress the Company is making, and how everyone in the world is going to be an agent now.
+ Dean meets Buffy's old nemesis Lothos, and refuses to get a drink with him.
+ Tess wonders what he's talking about and he quickly covers with an AWESOME LIE.
+ Dean's very confused to meet Fray, a slayer from the future, and they talk about Buffy, while he ineptly tries to hit on her without understanding half of what she says.
+ Castiel does not approve of how Dean spends his time. Dean tries once more to get Cas to loosen up and have sex with some chick. Castiel declines. :(
+ Dean hooks up with a Slayerette named Roxanne in a record setting two comments.
+ Faith is touched by Dean's announcement. :P
+ Spike and Dean talk about Faith.
+ Dean tells Buffy about his ... encounters with Faith and she warns him that hooking up with the same guy that often is unusual for her, hinting at her ~dark past ooo~
+ Claire and Buffy make lesbian jokes and then Sam has to yell at Dean for having lesbian fantasies about his girlfriend.
+ Dean explains to Claire why he didn't answer his phone and she tells him about her million voicemails for him. He tells her all about those wacky greek gods.
+ Euryale's mad about the Winchesters ruining the party.
Lothos >![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
musicstopped
Fray >fraying_slayer
Roxanne >eatslayscrew
Euryale >serpentsister
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Dean wishes Noah luck on being partners with Sylar at the Company again.
Dean fills his Dad in on what he's missed.
Zeus wangsts about his party being ruined.
Dean meets the Claires' mom, Sandra, and remembers Lyle's name. He also looks like an ass when he doesn't know her and Noah are divorced.
Sandra >mrmugglesbitch
Dean avoid shattering Molly's happy world view about religion.
Dean gets all Italian when he finds out people have been giving Other-Claire shit. They talk about killing Zeus, and she shares her to-do list for her and Dean after the Apocalypse. It's pretty amazing.
Dean and Sylar discuss the return of Sylar's mother.
Dean's totally getting some Faith porn. Hell yeah.
Upon returning to South Dakota, Dean agrees to give Sam and Claire some alone time, and Sam informs him that Ellen's around and ... alive.
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Can we forget last week happened?
In which:
+ Dean wants to get out of Bobby's place while Claire & Sam 'reunite' so he and Other-Claire decide to go fishing again. She's happy to be chosen over a barslut.
+ Cassandra won't sleep with you, Dean.
+ Sylar volunteers Rene's services. Elle gets mad. Sylar offers to buy Dean The Odyssey but Dean HAS NO TIME FOR LITERACY ok.
+ Dean tells Faith about his shitty week. Or at least the pig part.
+ Someone doesn't realize that Dean is a fictional character, apparently. They conversate with him with their personal journal. It's weird.
+ Dean tries to explain what happened to Elle.
+ Noah pwns Dean.
+ Claire reminds Dean that he has to apologize to Brooke. And promises him pie.
+ Aphrodite's still laughing.
+ Amy talks about her daddy, the president.
+ Dean tells Sam about calling Elle & Brooke while under the love spell, and Sam encourages him to tell Brooke the real truth. Dean's not ready, however...
+ Future!Cas is just very offended by Dean's life.
Personal journal >logical_choice
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Meanwhile, Other-Claire reveals to Claire that she has a crush on Dean. :c Oh my.
Dean tries to bring down Claire's buzz, and then she tells him she made him a pie~. He talks about sex with Circe, because he's a class act. When Claire makes another lesbian joke about Elle & Buffy, Dean reveals he's had sex with both of them (well, different versions), and tells her she should joke about having sex with Other-Claire, since he hasn't had sex with her. Then they argue semantics over whether that'd be sex or masturbation and Dean gets her to say the word 'masturbation' which was his goal for the day.
Dean and Other-Claire go fishing again. They make a bet as to who can catch the most fish with their bare hands (pie and driving the Impala are at stake here), and Dean pushes her in. She gets him back by pretending to drown and he dives in to save her. When he finds out she wasn't really dying, he holds her under awhile. She gets mad at him when he won't get out of the water since it's freezing and he's going to get sick. She even promises to make him pies whenever. It's basically all sorts of adorable.
After a miscommunication from Future!Cas, Brooke announces that Dean's into guys, and he jumps to defend his honor, which leads him to actually having to have a conversation with her. He puts all this apology skills to use that he learned from Claire, or tries to, at least.
Buffy's cursed and acting like Faith, but Dean's an idiot and doesn't realize it. They go drinking and playing darts.
-----------
Y'know, Slayers have some serious stamina.
In which:
+ Dean tells Sylar that he hooked up with Faith again, and they argue over the semantics of hooking up with the same chicks. Sylar tells Dean his relationship woes, as in how he's not getting any from Peter, and Dean suggests that he just go hook up with somebody else. Sylar gets all offended with Dean's life and asks him if he's ever had a relationship, which strikes Dean's emo chord. Sylar plays Dr. Phil and suggests that Dean open himself up to the possibility of a real relationship, and reads off his prepared laundry list of Dean's good-boyfriend qualities
+ Dean tells Other-Claire she's ~family~ and she informs him about the progress the Company is making, and how everyone in the world is going to be an agent now.
+ Dean meets Buffy's old nemesis Lothos, and refuses to get a drink with him.
+ Tess wonders what he's talking about and he quickly covers with an AWESOME LIE.
+ Dean's very confused to meet Fray, a slayer from the future, and they talk about Buffy, while he ineptly tries to hit on her without understanding half of what she says.
+ Castiel does not approve of how Dean spends his time. Dean tries once more to get Cas to loosen up and have sex with some chick. Castiel declines. :(
+ Dean hooks up with a Slayerette named Roxanne in a record setting two comments.
+ Faith is touched by Dean's announcement. :P
+ Spike and Dean talk about Faith.
+ Dean tells Buffy about his ... encounters with Faith and she warns him that hooking up with the same guy that often is unusual for her, hinting at her ~dark past ooo~
+ Claire and Buffy make lesbian jokes and then Sam has to yell at Dean for having lesbian fantasies about his girlfriend.
+ Dean explains to Claire why he didn't answer his phone and she tells him about her million voicemails for him. He tells her all about those wacky greek gods.
+ Euryale's mad about the Winchesters ruining the party.
Lothos >
musicstopped Fray >
fraying_slayer Roxanne >
eatslayscrew Euryale >
serpentsister ------------
Dean wishes Noah luck on being partners with Sylar at the Company again.
Dean fills his Dad in on what he's missed.
Zeus wangsts about his party being ruined.
Dean meets the Claires' mom, Sandra, and remembers Lyle's name. He also looks like an ass when he doesn't know her and Noah are divorced.
Sandra >
mrmugglesbitch Dean avoid shattering Molly's happy world view about religion.
Dean gets all Italian when he finds out people have been giving Other-Claire shit. They talk about killing Zeus, and she shares her to-do list for her and Dean after the Apocalypse. It's pretty amazing.
Dean and Sylar discuss the return of Sylar's mother.
Dean's totally getting some Faith porn. Hell yeah.
Upon returning to South Dakota, Dean agrees to give Sam and Claire some alone time, and Sam informs him that Ellen's around and ... alive.
--------------
Can we forget last week happened?
In which:
+ Dean wants to get out of Bobby's place while Claire & Sam 'reunite' so he and Other-Claire decide to go fishing again. She's happy to be chosen over a barslut.
+ Cassandra won't sleep with you, Dean.
+ Sylar volunteers Rene's services. Elle gets mad. Sylar offers to buy Dean The Odyssey but Dean HAS NO TIME FOR LITERACY ok.
+ Dean tells Faith about his shitty week. Or at least the pig part.
+ Someone doesn't realize that Dean is a fictional character, apparently. They conversate with him with their personal journal. It's weird.
+ Dean tries to explain what happened to Elle.
+ Noah pwns Dean.
+ Claire reminds Dean that he has to apologize to Brooke. And promises him pie.
+ Aphrodite's still laughing.
+ Amy talks about her daddy, the president.
+ Dean tells Sam about calling Elle & Brooke while under the love spell, and Sam encourages him to tell Brooke the real truth. Dean's not ready, however...
+ Future!Cas is just very offended by Dean's life.
Personal journal >
logical_choice --------------
Meanwhile, Other-Claire reveals to Claire that she has a crush on Dean. :c Oh my.
Dean tries to bring down Claire's buzz, and then she tells him she made him a pie~. He talks about sex with Circe, because he's a class act. When Claire makes another lesbian joke about Elle & Buffy, Dean reveals he's had sex with both of them (well, different versions), and tells her she should joke about having sex with Other-Claire, since he hasn't had sex with her. Then they argue semantics over whether that'd be sex or masturbation and Dean gets her to say the word 'masturbation' which was his goal for the day.
Dean and Other-Claire go fishing again. They make a bet as to who can catch the most fish with their bare hands (pie and driving the Impala are at stake here), and Dean pushes her in. She gets him back by pretending to drown and he dives in to save her. When he finds out she wasn't really dying, he holds her under awhile. She gets mad at him when he won't get out of the water since it's freezing and he's going to get sick. She even promises to make him pies whenever. It's basically all sorts of adorable.
After a miscommunication from Future!Cas, Brooke announces that Dean's into guys, and he jumps to defend his honor, which leads him to actually having to have a conversation with her. He puts all this apology skills to use that he learned from Claire, or tries to, at least.
Buffy's cursed and acting like Faith, but Dean's an idiot and doesn't realize it. They go drinking and playing darts.
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