That naked angel's at it again

"I've Been Hit By One Of Cupid's Arrows!" ♥ A Love Meme" :: ♥ My Thread ♥

Disclaimer:  I'm gonna go ahead and assume all of this is cracky non-binding fun.  Unless you want it not to be~   In which case, just comment here.  ;)

sixwordstories : i have to drive | i have my reasons

Dean delivers Kitty her fake ID, though he has to distract Liz when she gets suspicious about why he's making fake IDs for underage girls.  He charms her and asks her to go out with him the next night.  (though he later stands her up, after his horrible Valentine's Day).

Liz > lizfirestarter 

After Sam finds out that Dean had sex with a chick version of himself in his seat in the car, he declares that he's going to be driving from now on, because it's the only seat in the Impala Dean hasn't had sex in.   Dean accepts this as a challenge to have sex with someone in the front seat - before the boys leave.  Which gives him fifteen minutes.

Piece of cake.

(Also Cas chastises him for having sex with himself.)

----------- Let the great challenge begin! ------

[Even though this all was supposed to take place in fifteen minutes, I'm keeping all of these events as... actually happening.  Somehow Dean broke space/time.  Also somehow this thread broke 400 comments kjfla;]

You.  Me.  Impala.  Now.

Any questions?

( In which... )

----------Post 5x14-------------  South Dakota

Dean talks to Other-Sam, while he's locked up. 

Cas and Dean listen as Sam rails on about being let out.  Dean can't take it, and leaves Cas to watch Sam for awhile, while he goes outside.

----------  Outside Bobby's

Please, I just...

need some help.

In Which: 

  + Dean accepts comfort from Castiel, who assures him that he'll always be there for him.  Aw~
  + Brooke takes Dean out drinking, so he can get his mind off all this, and they talk.
  + Other-Claire calls, and he tells her what happened.  More or less.  (Emphasis on the less, as he leaves out the stuff about Sammy, and... himself.
   + Claire calls, and he breaks the news that Sam drank demon blood, and is in lock down.  He explains that it wasn't Sam's fault, and urges her not to think it was.  Then he breaks down crying over the phone, when she presses him, and he tells her about how he didn't feel anything, or hunger for anything, and what he's afraid of.  She explains how Sylar helped her when she felt dead inside, to face the walls she was putting up, and suggests that he talk to him. 
  + Dean opens up to Jo about things, but has a hard time explaining what's the matter: including the complications of how he feels around her after Other-Jo died.  She finally gets him to admit what he thinks is wrong with him.
  + Noah calls.  He just ~knows~ something's wrong.

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Needing to hear a familiar voice, Dean calls Elle, and finally tells her about this whole Apocalypse thing.  He explains about their fight with Famine, and that Sam's not doing too hot.

After watching Claire's announcement on the news, Dean calls her to give his opinion.

Following Claire's suggestion, Dean gives Sylar a call to ask for his help in figuring out what's wrong with him and what to do about it.  He explains about how he was tortured for decades in hell, and Sylar agrees to come out there to use his power and try to help.  (And there will be no kissing, Dean demands).

After a long night drinking at the bar, and trying to get the courage to go face whatever Sylar's gonna tell him, Dean goes back to Bobby's to see him.  Sylar looks inside Dean with his power to try to figure out what he needs.... and instead finds nothing.  Sylar preaches the importance of tearing down his walls and building connections to people, and Dean ends up opening up about the years he spent torturing people in hell.  They find they can actually relate on a number of really disturbing topics, including the way in which they both started thinking of people as things, when they were victimizing them, which is part of why they have such a hard time connecting to others now.  Sylar also warns Dean to stay away from Elle, but Dean assures him that since he can't make these connections, it's nothing for him to worry about.  Sylar tells Dean how he managed to move into his real search for redemption - everything with Nathan, and Hiro's assertion that he'd die alone.  Finally, Dean ends up confessing to Sylar that he's been bearing the burden of having actually been the one to start the Apocalypse by breaking the first seal, and tells him the real truth about why he's kept that secret to himself.

Once Sam's been released, he immediately starts talking about heading to New York City to see Claire for Valentine's Day.  Dean explains to him why that's a bad idea, and suggests she come to Bobby's.  He also informs Sam that he means to go visit their Dad.

Sam watches Claire's tape, as drabbled by getyourownpie 

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Dean talks to another version of himself about Elle.

Dean's a little awkward around Buffy after that whole sleeping-with-her-double-thing, but they talk zombies, and he asks her about this whole slayer deal.

Also, in case you missed it the first time around (I've added lots of people since), I poured my soul into making a fanmix about exactly what Dean's dealing with now: his time in Hell and the effect it's had on him ever since.  You can find it here, and the songs included summarize exactly how I feel about... what's going on with him.