+ An infected Jo turns into a rakghoul and Buffy and Sam enlist Dean's help in fighting it. Sam & Dean realize they only have one choice: they have to kill it, even if the thing is Jo. It's really angsty: Dean can hardly bring himself to do it and afterwards sheds a single manly tear and refuses to talk to anyone ever about it.
Tues, Sept 6th
+ Jo's zombie incident makes the Captain a little paranoid about anyone getting sick on his boat, so when Sylar gets the sniffles, Dean does the logical thing and puts him on lockdown in the panic room. Brennan later helps Sylar escape.
+ Dean welcomes Elle back again.
+ He ends up going for a drink with Black Widow that night.
Thurs, Sept 8th
+ Dean signs him and Sam up for Buffy's raid of Crimson Terror HQ to find the cure for the virus.
Tues, Sept 13th
+ Jo comes back to life, and after talking to Sam about why Dean's avoiding her, she goes to find him, and he sucks at talking about it. No one is surprised. But she manages to get him to sing REO Speedwagon for her, because he's feeling so guilty, which leads to them having a ~moment~, and she tells him that if he ever makes up his mind about what he wants with her, she's there, and the sexual tension mounts a bunch until he kisses her. And then cockblocks himself because he actually doesn't like the idea of having sex with her while she's in the emotionally screwed up place of having come back from the dead that day ... right after he KILLED her. That's right, he actually turns down sex. Mark your calendars.
Wed, Sept 14th
+ Dean talks to Sam (Flynn) about what he's been up to, and Sam declines to assist on the cure run, because of his fears of facing his father :C
+ Dean, Sam, and Cordelia team up to raid the Crimson Terror and they do some exciting raiding
Sunday, Sept 18th
+ Dean greets Buffy's kid sister.
Thurs, Sept 22nd
+ Dean mistrusts Sylar's optimism. And makes accusations about his sexuality.
+ Dean offends Tali's entire life multiple times and suggests Quarians are all born with AIDS. Shepard can't even.gif his iife.
+ Dean recruits Sulu to be the enterprise's helmsman! And learns what a helmsman is....
+ And fails to recruit (or pick up) Uhura.
Sun, Sept 25th
+ Dean meets Mordin and pisses off Jack some more.
+ Buffy tries to get a ride from Dean to Korriban to help Jacen, but he can't get her there fast enough
Mon, Sept 26th
+ Nu!Kirk arrives and Dean fears losing his ship/crew/captain status :C
Wed, Sept 28th
+ Dean goes to the festival and is offended by the lack of pie, but Vietnam provides for him, and Dawn shares some with him too. Sylar & Dean talk about taking a beach vacay to Mon Cal.
+ He also hits up all the kissing booths: Lily, Buffy (but only to measure hunterchan dicks), Cordelia, and Isabela
+ He gets a tarot reading from Willow and trolls Jack's facepainting stand
+ He gets his flirt on with Inara, and talks to her about dead people being alive here and stuff.
+ Jo, Dean, Sylar, and Sam go to watch the fireworks, which makes Dean all nostalgic inside. Jo is googly eyed over Dean which makes Sylar a sulky puppy.
Thur, Sept 29th
+ Dean meets Ron Burgandy and is not impressed
+ And mistakes Constantine for a demon, and they talk about hell
+ Dean meets Shepard's newest scary crewmate, Wrex
+ Dean and Cordy discuss their mutual egos in the wake of their festival kiss
+ When a certain trenchcoated angel arrives, Sam and Jo warn him about Dean's chrono impairment. Dean and Castiel proceed to get off to a smashingly awkward start.
+ Castiel and Nathan Young discuss the threat of the human centipede. Dean's not even involved, I just never want to lose this link.
Mon, Oct 3rd
+ Dean hits on an AI because it sounds like Tricia Helfer
+ Dean is not afraid of dark elves and all that World of Warcraft shit
+ He asks McCoy for some hangover cures
( rest o the month )
Tuesday, Nov 1st
+ On the way back from Aquarius, the submersible is attacked by a gigantic tentacular kraken monster, because that's just their luck.
With the help of everyone on board, Dean manages to make things worse help kill it.
+ During the fight, Sylar's powers are revealed, so afterwards, Dean confronts him on the beach, and they beat each other up, Fight Club style.
+ After getting healed up by Cas, Dean spends most of his night hacking up the krakana carcass and grilling it up, so everyone can enjoy some beach tailgating that night before they leave. During the evening, he talks to Buffy about Spike and they form a semi-truce, Spike manages to gross him out, he offends Xander's delicate culinary sensibilities, and then he confronts Jo about keeping Sylar's powers a secret from him, and they agree not to keep anything else from each other. She says it's up to Dean about whether to keep Sylar on board or not, and then pitches the idea of setting up a roadhouse HQ on Coruscant, which he ends up agreeing to.
Wed, Nov 2nd
+ Dean talks to Claire about these wacky dreams, who is busy thinking about Sylar's implications that they're dating
+ Dean talks cars with Tony Stark. Sorta.
+ Dean loves daddy issues. Constantine should too.
+ He talks to Catty about how the world turns or... doesn't, back home
Thurs, Nov 3rd
+ Event: Dean wakes from a nightmare about kissing some dude and talks to Jo about it and her pregnancy nightmare. And then goes and gets a beer from the kitchen and talks to Buffy.
Fri, Nov 4th
+ Event: Dean also has to face up to talking to Amy Pond re: his horrible dude-kissing nightmare
+ A mysterious nebula causes the entire Enterprise crew to pass out and then wake up with no memory of who they are or how they got there. Hilarious shenanigans ensue. Dean thinks his name is Jim Kirk, and that they've been abducted by aliens. They find Dean's fake passenger manifest full of classic rock names, and figure those must be theirs. Buffy is Joan Jett, Xander is Alexander VanHalen, etc. etc.
Sat, Nov 5th
+ Dean hits it off s-so well with Vala 8|
Sun, Nov 6th
Dean suits up and announces the Enterprise II is docked. And has some business to take care of.
- Sulu suggests they talk to Kaylee Frye about being the new ship Engineer since they're giving Sylar the boot
- Dean and Jo go shopping for a building to house the Roadhouse
- Cas and Dean talk about the impending plans to face hellhounds and reaffirm Cas' role in it
- Dr. Daniel Jackson asks Dean exactly what it is the Enterprise crew does
- Dean tells Sylar he's got to leave the ship.
- Buffy and Dean have a remarkably civil conversation.
- Spike has to troll.
- Catty talks to Dean about Nar Shaddaa
- Dean explains the game plan to Vietnam
+ And that night, Ellen Harvelle shows up, throwing everyone off.
+ And Dean catches up with the exploding Scoobie drama surrounding Buffy going to take on Angel. And offers to help her find a way to hold him.
+ And then finds Sam at the bar and they argue over Buffy's approach, but Dean fills him in on the plan to turn the panic room into a vamp prison.
Mon, Nov 7th
+ And the Roadhouse crew expands as Ash shows up
+ He talks to Jack about her dreamshare experience
Tues, Nov 8th
+Dean & Sam are sent coordinates of Coruscant and come to one conclusion: Dad's back. Jo & Cas offer to help them find him.