sixwordstories : it's like ten thousand spoons when all you need

Back on Kitty's birthday, Dean goes celebrating with her and Liz.  It's a black tie affair.

Dean assures Brooke that she's Princess Leia material.

Dean meets Charlie. 

Charlie > trythepancakes

Elle calls Dean and tells her that Claire (and Sylar) told her to back off him.

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Lay the hell off Elle.  Now.

In which: 

   + Dean meets another Sylar Gabriel, whatever who also wants life advice.
   + Dean meets Elle's boss, Mark, and finds out that she works at a shrink's office.
   + Sylar explains his side of the story and Dean can't stay mad at him.
   + Cas thinks both these girls and their drama aren't good for Dean, and convinces him to take a vacation.  Fishing.
   +  Cas also faces off with Elle.
   + Sam doesn't take sides.
   + Molly tells the adorable story of how Elle saved her life.  Ok, the story itself isn't adorable, just Molly.
   + Dean explains things to Other-Claire and decides she can come fishing with him.
   + Dean gets caught and has to explain things to Brooke without letting her know that he's screwing Elle.  She gets on his case about not talking to people.  Re: her
   + Dean and Claire argue their way through this whole issue.  Claire tells him she's going to do Brooke's hair like princess Leia and she calls him a nerd when he can tell her Leia's different hair styles.
   + Some of Elle's friends are late to the show.

Gabriel > themaneclipse 
Mark > psych2psych 

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Not just nerds love Star Wars.

In which: 

   + Dean and Other-Claire talk about the fishing trip, and he confesses his secret dream of having a family.  And also talks about why he doesn't think he deserves it.
   + He gets a drunk call from Elle, who confesses everything she's been thinking about since his friends confronted her.  He tells her they should talk about it later.
   + Tess and Dean argue Star Wars vs. Lord of the Rings.
   + Dean and Brooke discuss further Star Wars viewings.  <.<
   + Sam does not want to know.  Too bad everybody tells him.
   + Buffy talks about how she can't stand these movies.  Dean eavesdrops on her and Faith when they bring up porn.
   + Even Sylar agrees that everybody loves Star Wars.
   + Angela tells Dean all about the full life she's led without Star Wars.  He's not convinced.
   + Dean meets a hunter chick named Vera.
   + Faith wants to check to make sure Dean's not-nerd under the hood
   + Dean tells Jo why he's talking about this. 
   + Dean convinces Castiel to watch Star Wars.
   + Claire and Dean argue his nerdness.
   + Liz quizzes Dean to find out if he's a true OT fan or a sellout
   + Maybe fanboys aren't all bad.   Avery buys Dean a beer and a hooker when he finds out Supernatural is real.
    + Dean argues with a fanfiction Sam from the Supernatural books brought to life over what Dean is like, and how manly he is.

Vera > bringmeacupcake 
Jo > jharvelle 
Castiel > fellbyfate 
Avery > avery_mann 
"Sam" > oh_firm 

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"Dean.  You are upsetting Saturn."  -- Cas.  ||  I don't think there's really much more I can say about this.  God makes fun of Dean's hair.

Hedwig picked the wrong Impala.  Luna helps try to explain Hogwarts to Dean and Cas is just impressed with this bird.  Hedwig impatiently hopes someone will realize Harry's been possessed.

Dean talks Brooke into having sex in a church some day.  Oh yeah~  and he finds out that she made a sex tape  (He wants one)

Dean finds out that Sam and Claire did it.  And gives Sam grief about it.

Dean swears to never let Claire drive his car when he finds out she drove one into a wall.

Other-Sam breaks some fucking awesome news:  Ruby's back.

Someone stole Cas' pants.  Dean gives him shit by making him think he did it.   Hint: It was Gabriel.

Dean finally runs into Ruby and they have a standoff.  He at least gets to punch her in the face.  Before she runs off like a little bitch.

Saturn > lordof_rings
God > coverears 
Hedwig > hogwartsfedex 
Luna > narglehunting 
Ruby > leadhisarmy

meme; take that, Claire

You Scored as Han Solo

A smuggler hiding under the constant supervision of the empire. You will do whatever is necessary to make sure you and your friends end up on the winning side. Nothing short of carbonite freezing will stop you in your goals. Now if only those droids will quit yapping while your trying to fly.
 

Han Solo

89%

Luke Skywalker

88%

Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader

81%

Palpatine

75%

Leia Organa

75%

Obi-Wan Kenobi

63%

Yoda

56%

Darth Maul

50%

Padme Amidala

38%

Boba Fett

6%

Drabble challenge for toughgirljo

Prompt:  All The Things She Said by T.a.T.u.
Requested By: toughgirljo
Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, mentions of Jo Harvelle
Timeline/Verse: sixwordstories  verse, several weeks ago 
Word count: 1038.  Yeah, this stopped being a drabble at some point.
Disclaimer:  Kripke and co. own Supernatural, not me.  Sam is getyourownpie  and the Jos referenced are toughgirljo  and canon-season 5!Jo.  The two former are used with permission and much, much love.  For some reason, this ended up being way easier to write from Sam's POV to really get what I was going for, so... here you go.  My one and only horrible attempt at writing from Sam's perspective. 

Still accepting requests here!

I can try to pretend, I can try to forget
But it's driving me mad, going out of my head

All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head

This is not enough

Sam heard the hotel door slam from the other room, and concern knotted his brow when Dean didn't even pop his head in, or shout out some kind of insulting remark about what Sam had been doing with his evening by way of hello.  It seemed to be the new norm for him to just get back, say nothing, go grab a shower, then a beer before maybe watching some TV.  He'd grant Sam a good night, or give him a few jibes now and again, but he'd always find a way to avoid even a semblance of real conversation at this hour.  Not that Dean was ever a master of conversation, but this was different.

Something was up.

He was fine during the day, all jokes and machismo and easily bruised ego over drinking contests with Claire.  So where the hell was he going every night, anyways?  If he was out with a chick, he'd be gone until who knew when in the morning, not coming back around one or one thirty.   Sam pushed his chair back, the squeal of the legs against the hotel floor giving Dean some advance warning that he was coming, and he wandered into the next room, casually folding his arms as he watched his brother digging through the mini-fridge.

( 'Where have you been, anyway?' he asked... )