sixwordstories : it's all nebraskan to me, part II

----Nebraska!Plot continues!-------

Almost drove into a freakin' pig!

In which:

  + Circe explains that it was her pig, and introduces herself as Cecelia.  Dean, thinking he'll get lucky, and that they're speaking in innuendo, agrees to come look at her 'fence' later.  She tells him to come to her Inn (The Hog's Head) outside of town that evening : they're having a festival.
   + After making sure Dean, the car, and the pig are okay, Other-Claire jokes that Dean should question it about the disappearances.  He makes her the Deputy in charge of interrogating animals.  She... takes this too seriously.
   + Faith gives Dean some good advice about Nebraska, after she laughs at his life.
   + Hedwig delivers the mail and Dean tries to tell her he met Harry.  She doesn't care and makes a nest on his Impala with his porn.
   + Crow says it's all a matter of perspective.
   + Mom gives him some advice.
   + And because he hasn't enough parental issues today, he also runs into his Dad again and finds out it's a different one.  He tries to explain the multiverse.
   + Cas is more concerned about the pig than about Dean, which... offends Dean.  Cas makes it up to him by telling him a joke.
   + An old biddy talks to him about the pig problem.
   + Dean insults Eros a lot and tells him he doesn't want to fall in love.  This will later bite him in the ass.
   + Sam makes fun of Dean for the pig incident, and they talk about what to do next.
   + Dean sees a ghost!  Sorta.  Not really.
   + Sylar burns Sam, and then gives Dean useless advice.
   + Liz chastises Dean for not making bacon out of it.

Circe > circaeum 
Mary Winchester > chosen_road 
John Winchester > togetherforher 
Esmeralda > lancre_witch 
Eros > momsmyrival 
Melinoe > ghostwhispered 

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And then there was ooc pig-wank.   I am not kidding.

Pig Wanker > eirian84 

Sylar tells Dean about how Elle kissed him, and Dean reveals that he hooked up with Faith.  Twice.

Dean makes fun of Eros again.

Aphrodite comes looking for Dean after he mocked Eros... and then the little Cupid hits Dean with his ~arrow of love~.

In this award-winning* thread, Dean returns to the Impala after dealing with Eros and Aphrodite, only to find Sam singing along to Miley Cyrus, because it reminds him of Claire.  He chucks the iPod out the window and then Hedwig starts tapping on the window with Dean's mail.  Dean is immediately overcome with love for her, thanks to Eros' arrow, and sees her as a slutty hot chick, rather than an owl.  I don't know what the best part of this thread is: Dean imagining Hedwig as a babe lying in Castiel's lap while he feeds her grapes like in a romance novel or maybe Castiel staring in horror while Dean dry humps the air that he thinks is his fantasy girlfriend.  Either way, it ends with Castiel magically locking Dean alone in the Impala until they can figure out how to fix him.

Meanwhile, Circe chastises Eros for what he's done, revealing that a festival is being planned for the Eleusinian Mysteries, and that she wants Dean to be one of her pigs.  She demands Eros reverse the spell, and tells him that Dionysus will be taking care of Castiel.

Aphrodite > im_yourvenus 

Athena expresses her disapproval over Aphrodite's behavior, and is worried they're going to blow their cover, and force them all to leave town again.  JUST LIKE AT THE WINTER OLYMPICS.

Athena > farshiner 

*awards may just exist in our heads

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Nobody takes my true love seriously.

In which: 
 
   + Dean calls Other-Claire.  She thinks he's drunk, or that some slut drugged him and wants to date-rape him, when he tells he's in love with a girl named Hedwig.  She at least gives him the benefit of the doubt that it's a girl, not an owl.  She won't help him get out of the car though, so he hangs up on her.
   + Dean talks to Hedwig through the power of his imagination.  It's sickening, ok.
   + Dean tries to plead with, reason with, and threaten Castiel to let him out.  Hedwig brings him a delicious cheeseburger that is actually a dead rat.  Luckily, he can't get out of the car, or he would have eaten it.   Finally, Castiel takes Hedwig away, so Dean can rest.
   + Dean calls Brooke to tell her that it's over, because he's getting married.  She takes him seriously, and is highly offended, which you can't blame her for - he's pretty much the biggest dick ever in this phone call.
   + Glinda is confused.
   + Dean also calls Elle, to break the news that he's in love, and to tell her he hopes she finds someone who completes her.  Obviously, she gets more than a little upset and finally just declares she's done trying with him.
   + Draco shows up just to be an ass.   Luna's there too.
   + Future!Cas is disappointed...
   + Aphrodite says I TOLD YOU SO~
   + Spike tries to point out the obvious.  Dean is having none of that.
   + Harry tells Dean to stop raping his owl.
   + Dean calls Sylar, thinking he'll understand about his love.  But he doesn't.  :(
   + Ianto humors Dean, sort of.
   + At least Claire is happy for Dean.  Or at least says she is.
   + Dean finally admits to Eros that he needs love in his life and Eros removes the spell.  And, for now at least, the memories of what happened from Dean's brain.

Draco > gonetopigfarts 
Ianto > ihasastopwatch 

--------------MEANWHILE

Castiel finds and confronts Dionysus, who is ready for him, and causes him to hunger for everything in sight, so it'll keep his mouth shut.  Yeah, like the famine thing.  STFU the icons are awesome, and it's always funny.  

Dionysus > neleutherios 

Dionysus lords over the ravenous Castiel, revealing that Circe is going to turn Dean into a pig to be served at the big party the gods are planning... and that they're planning on bringing Hungry Hungry Cas to the table... to eat DEAN.  DUN DUN DUNNN.

And Zeus finally joins the party, just to poke fun at Cas too.

Zeus > pimpdaddythunda 

Cassandra tries to warn Castiel, in her own retarded way, that Sylar is going to fall in love with him.

Cassandra > fuckyouapollo 

Dean pledges to find out what did this to Cas, tonight. 

Zeus orders Persephone to stay outta this, and schemes with Dionysus for this party to be just right.  Which means sic-cing one of the Sirens on Sam Winchester, the only one who could still get in the way of their plans.

Persephone > betoher 

Cassandra tries to warn more people about the party with hilariously bad results.  The epic Karen meets Cassandra thread in here alone is worth the price of admission.

In a weird moment where Amityville verse crosses over with BNW, an Eros'd Spike admits his love for Dean Winchester, and Dean has to make sure that he doesn't mean him.  The Claire from Amityville world beseeches Dean for help and then breaks his brain when she says that she's sleeping with their Dean.

Amityville!Claire > defensiveplayer 

Zeus runs amuck through Nebraska, trying to seduce people as a giraffe.  He ends up with Other-Claire, who has to escape when he tries to molest her.  The moral of the story is SWS is full of furries.  

Sam goes to the library, to try to find out anything important about this town.  Cassandra tries to warn him of the impending disaster and it's... hilarious.  Go read it.  Athena hangs around to try to give him hints about what's going on, and then a hot librarian Siren comes to try and seduce him.  Too bad his LOVE FOR CLAIRE IS SO GREAT that he thwarts Zeus' evil plans by resisting her hot mamma charms.

Siren > sirening 

Dean goes to the Hog's Head, where Circe actually makes him mend her fence.  So he takes off his shirt so that you can all have a gratuitous mental image.  That's right, you want to read this.  Then she invites him inside for a refreshing drink (which he figures means sex, finally), and he drinks her love-drunk potion, and becomes her crazy love-slave for ten minutes.  During which, he drunk dials Sylar who hangs up on him because it's American Idol time, and a phone sex line, and leaves a voice-mail telling Sam to leave the library (before Athena can tell him the truth about what's going on).  Then he has sex with Circe... only to wind up turning into a pig afterwards.  Them's the breaks.

Circe and Zeus gloat about how they've successfully neutralized the threat of the Winchesters and Castiel~

TO BE CONTINUED~~~~~~~~~~~  towards its dramatic conclusion